That settles it, I’m slightly in love with Manifest, a theme by Jim Barraud. It’s got just the clean look I wanted. With a little tweaking, it will serve perfectly.
On that note, look for some of the features of this blog, specifically any posted videos, to look funny. I embedded them all into this blog with width settings appropriate for another theme. I’m not going to go back and fix them, but I’ll embed correctly from here on out.